the year is 3045
i am still laughing about “none pizza with left beef”
are you sure
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
”we had a ‘thing”’ is so much weirder
Symbol of rebellion.
IM PRETTY SURE EFFIE’S LAST NAME ISN’T ”TRINKLET”???????????????
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.